eddie-and-richie:

Sometimes a family is a teenage boy with 6 kids and a nail bat, a badass lesbian icon that makes minimum wage, a 14 year old nerd with no teeth, and a sassy 10 year old that’s smarter than everyone.

lassoway:

my last four brain cells when a minor inconvenience occurs

swarnpert:

guy about to invent salt: i wonder what this rock tastes like

celestial-chick:

Spider-Man: Far From Home + text posts

probably-a-velociraptor:

i-write-sins-not-poems:

Mum:hey -

Me, returning from a walk in the woods after still being unsuccesfull in getting abducted by the fair folk: I don’t wanna talk right now

Ye olden days: “ we must never go in there, the fair folk may take us away from this world”

Millennials: *banging pots and pans together in the middle of a mushroom circle during a full moon on an equinox * “IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF SOMETHING ABUCTED ME RIGHT ABOUT NOW!”

indiianajones:

Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019), dir. Jon Watts

starklinqs:

Mysterio: “Spider-Man is attacking me for some reason and I don’t know why, but his name is P-” [screen cuts off] 

Me: 

[screen comes back on] Mysterio: “HIS NAME IS PETER PARKER” 

Me (and Peter): 

mlmsafehaven:

hey fun idea: hold my hand

rosetintedboy:

I could really go for a boy kissing me right about now

atzfiles:

if you ever feel bad because people don’t laugh at your jokes just keep in mind that han jisung would 100% seal clap laugh at all of them